Why is the phrase “jumping the shark” not “Malachiing the Crunch” ?
Beside myself opening for @JimGaffigan last night at Warner Theater in Erie, PA
I just set a world record that has nothing to do with this photo. More info later.
Nicholas Cage is looking younger, isn’t he?
Photo Caption Contest!
you are defeating the purpose of that car by parking it up there
Look-I think Maurice Sendak might have been biased against Newt Gingrich #colbert #newt #sendak
Random pieces of toilet paper on Starbucks bathroom floor looking back at me
Backstage Massey Hall, Toronto @JimGaffigan show
Never mind Ex-wife- A TV interview with my current, loving wife would end my political career. #tcot #p2
My favorite gig poster ever. I love it. The producer apologized to me but I told him “No, no, it’s good to have perspective.”
“Two steps forward and one step back” can be a negative. but could also mean UR doing the cha cha after winning the lottery, thnk abt it
